Shakista Dil Hain Magar..

Shakista Dil Hain Magar Milta Hon Har Ek Se Hans Kar
Yahi Tho Fun Hain Jo Aya Hain Bohot Kuch Kho Janay K Baad..

Beti Bari Hokar Kya Karogi..

Father : Beti tum Bari Hokar Kya Karogi ??
Beti : Shaadi 

Father : ye bahut Galat Baat hai Beta
Abhi Se hi Kisi Ka Bura Nahin Sochte..

Maine Aap k Birthday K Liye…

Wife:- Maine Aap ki Birthday ke liye itna Mehnga Suit lia hy k bus?

Husband:- Shukar hy, mera b khayal aya, Lao Dikhao…?

Wife:- “Mai abhi pehen k ati hon”

Tumko Barish Pasand Hain…

Tumko barish pasand hai. mujhe barish me TUM
Tumko hasna pasand hai. mujhe hastey hue TUM
Tumko bolna pasand hai. mujhe boltey hue TUM
Tumko sab kuch pasand hai Or mujhe bas TUM..